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Quick quotes for signs6/13/2023 The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. While playing golf today I hit two good balls. We learn so many things from golf - how to suffer, for instance. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. It’s all in the hips! - Chubbs, Happy Gilmore Funny Golf Quotes If I saw myself in clothes like that I’d have to kick my own ass. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. – Gary Potter (Kevin Nealon), Happy Gilmore This is your wife, huh? Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity. – Carl Spackler, Caddyshackĭon’t sell yourself short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch. It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole. – Carl Spackler, Caddyshackįormer greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. – Judge Smails, CaddyshackĬinderella story. Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. You ever shoot par with a 7 iron? – Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup Golf and sex are about the only two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them. The older I get, the better I used to be. If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1–iron. Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot. If he is better than that he is neglecting his business. The proper score for a businessman golfer is 90. I’ve played the game for 40 years and I still haven’t the slightest idea how to play. – Ben HoganĪ good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks. I play golf with my friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games. Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf. – Arnold PalmerĬoncentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening – and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented. Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. I have a tip that will take five strokes off anyone’s golf game. The road to success is always under construction. Winning isn’t everything, but wanting it is. We tried to pick only those that can easily fit on a sign, but that proved harder than we expected. To help with the latter, we’ve pulled together as many quality golf quotes as we can find from golf legends, comedians, movies, authors, and anonymous sources. If you’re looking to draw attention to your signs, we also recommend adding in fun visuals or quotes.
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